National Forests & Monuments

 

When it comes down to it,

people only get pissed off at other campers because they have it

in the back of their heads that Smokey will ravage their campsite.

Truth is, Teddy Roosevelt is more likely to haunt them or

fuck with their can o' beans

because

white people still can't pitch a tent any better than they could before the zipper.

Only reason he did (Mr. Roosevelt that is)

was so that Navajo ghosts would let him sleep

after burning his marshmallows out on that

Federally protected range.